ALANA CRACKS ME UP

"I WANT STEAK!!" 

this is the first thing Alana said to me tonight after work. Carne Asada to be specific. SO THEENNN she orders some from El Torito, and now she is driving my car to go pick it up. Well the only way I was going to let her use my car was if she did me a Leeetttllleeee favvvvuuuurrr. (Italian accent) Don't ask. She had to stop at the gas station and pick me up reese's and diet coke:) YAYYAYYAYAYA, I WAS DYING WITHOUT THEM!! So then I texted and said this... ahem.... "Hey will you get 3 little ones if they don't have the kong sized?? (I literally have bought every single one:) And if they have king sized get two ha. And just get the normal sized diet coke, GRACIAS. 

This was her reply...

They have Kong sized?!?!?!?! Is that bigger than King?? 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO

ONLY ALANA

Then I told her I just typed it wrong and was laughing out loud, and she goes Oh haha, shiii, I thought that was hella cool!

NERD, but yeah Alana entertains me. 

One night we sat in two different rooms messaging each other, call each other names and all of a sudden I started saying nice names like kind gentle funny... etc... and at the same time we both said friendly ha. Then she said piglets. PIGLETS. WTF. Haha, she is special:) 

Now she says piglets all the time

Anyway, not much of a blog post but it freakin made me laugh haha

Camera pictures

Okay so I haven't really blogged in a while, and today still isn't much of a blog post, but I wanted to put some pictures up that I took. I hadn't really known what I was doing, and still don't, but I am self-teaching. They're all  in manual:)

MY SINGING SISTER ASHLI

Here is muh seester singing Jar of hearts. Not critiquing. She didn't even know anyone was ever going to see this, but she is really good... this is nothing. You should hear her belt Rolling in the deep by Adele. She kills it. Since someone already put her out there, I can finally post it publicly ha. Promise I will make an embarrassing one and post it soon. I'm almost all better! 

So I'm gonna be famous

Wow I'm gonna sound so cocky after this, but I know I could be famous ha. I have literally debated with myself if I want to be famous or not ha. This blog is about being honest right?? Ha well I've decided I WILL be famous. Sad that I am now 23 and deciding this, but I guess I've lived my life right? NEW ADVENTURE. Ha I'm going to learn to play guitar and take voice lessons, two things I've always planned on, but never made time for. I just can't decide if I want to do broadway or just sing. Wow. Oh my I hope people see this and make fun of me for it, then it will force me to prove myself ha. So let the Jokes begin:) Hahahaha XOXO

Doing it how I do

That's it, I'm a loser.

Ha it's Saturday night at 9:49 PM and I'm blogging. Funny thing is, this is where I want to be. I think I'm getting old ha. All my friends went to Santa Monica, and the idea of even driving there sounded unbearable. So here I am, with $11 worth of doritos, jerky, and reeses peanut butter cups, watching Monsters Inc. BEST NIGHT EVER. Oh and of course I'm wearing my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. The funny thing is, I wouldn't want it any other way.

K so obviously it isn't Saturday anymore... ha I'm terrible. I have had a hard time uploading all my pictures for some reason. Today is Sunday and I went to church and then I went and sat at the temple for TWO HOURS. I can't get enough of it. I love it so much. 

And here is a picture of some more nachos I had ha. Someday I'm gonna make a blogpost entirely of nachos I've eaten. It's retarded I always take pictures. I don't know why I do.

Ha in fact, here is another picture of nachos... so different but still so damn good!! These are crab nachos. Didn't expect to like them, but I LOVED them. So good!

This is Alana getting ready in the morning. She was WIDE AWAKE. It was weird. 

Chelsea and Anna took my camera at work and took some crazy pictures ha. They're the best. These kill me!

Then here is Alana again AFTER she is ready ha, with my other co-worker Janae

Here is Anna, winking ha.

Then Kui and I went to dinner. Those are our shadows ha.

We went to "EAT AT JOE'S" ha

Here is Kui getting his bib tied for him like a baby ha.

Then I went to pick Alana up from work... 

And immediately she turned into this.....

And Kim turned into this:) Ha 

Alana and her boy were taking pictures of each other ha. They actually turned out pretty cool! 

Then I went back to Huntington for the first time since I left!! It was exactly the same. I missed it:)  

Then we went to Single adults conference party ha... BUT THEY WERE ALL OLD ha. 

But I did get to see some old friends!! I missed them so much!

Here is Ben being all sexy... I remember I still owe you $9 I just didn't have cash. Promise I will get it to you ASAP ha.

HA and here is Josh Dancing. Candid.

Ha here is Ryan and Kui again. 

Todd flirting with a girl

Then Austin flirting with the same girl ha

Ben looking like a babe getting on his bike!

This was my breakfast ha I'm a healthy eater. Sorry so boring. This post frustrated me because probably 5 times I had to stop and start over.